Got a call from a client; she wanted us to skip the weekend cleaning because they're doing some renovating due to a pipe leak, mostly replacing drywall and all the carpet. As she put it, the renovation crew would have to work fast (given the size of the job and the Easter holiday) and she didn't want one of my smaller folks rolled up in some old carpet and trucked to the dump.
It reminded me of a situation I doubt I've thought about in 20 years. We used to office in a 1929 building in the heart of downtown Phoenix. Our suite was on the second floor, with several other smaller tenants and a couple of large rooms used for storage - old furniture, files, several rolls of old carpet. For our suite, we had an alarm system that featured a set of microphones that would be monitored at the central station should the alarm trip. A nefarious individual broke into the building and triggered the alarm apparently by rattling our office door. The police arrived right away (we were a half dozen blocks from the central police station), and entered before the intruder had time to exit.
To search the entire building, including storage rooms, the police brought down a K-9 unit. After searching the office space, they went for the storage rooms. The hollering recorded on the tape at the alarm central station was quite evocative, when the dogs sniffed out the carpet that the fellow had rolled himself up in.
As former AG William Barr titled his memoirs, it's "One Damn Thing After Another".